BTS Rap Monster (랩몬스터) - Joke 농담 [Lyrics Han|Rom|Eng]

Publicado em 15 Fev 2016
Lyrics to Rap Monster 'Joke/농담'
Release date : 15.03.20
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Comentários

  • When he said "Just play with your dick or something.", "pull out and tell your lover you have gonorrhea" and "if you watch porn you finish it in 3 seconds." I couldn't hold onto dear life anymore.

  • I want to have his flappin children GOT DAMMIT RM😥😥😥😥

  • *expensive gorl* **shivers**

  • namjoon confuses me so damn much he's such a pure little angel but he can be *such a fuckin SAVAGE UGHHHHH-*

  • 비트도 개사기고 랩몬도 사기다 ㅋㅋㅋ 대박 갠적으로 힙합에서 이걸 커버할수 있다면 잘하는거라 평가받을수 있을지도...

  • So fast ;_; Did he even breathe?

  • He said 17 bad words

  • “If you watch porn you finish in seconds” I’m-

  • Jin is disappointed at his swearing

  • RM: I’ll say one word about your rap. Don’t rap Me: ...that’s two...

  • Oh man holy shi* 😂 * * * 2019?

  • 2:04 이 부분들으면서 굉장히 움찔했죠...

  • 와우~~~

  • Y'all i lost it when he said "just play with your dick or something, try eating, its delicious." 2:10 *i have soooo many questions*

    • Sora Delon Oof me to 😂😂😂

  • *#RmJokeTo10M**!*

  • 근데 이 모든게 농담이래요

  • 하이라이트 2:03

  • 이건 언제 들어도 좋다 와우

  • What you see here isn't RM, Joonie or Namjoon. This is Rap Monster. He had a rough time. He's a monster. He's dark. He's not the happy baby we all know now. He's your worst nightmare. You can never face him. What we see now is the light side of him. He's no longer a monster, no longer a nightmare. But... His inner is still Rap Monster and no one can change that.

  • He...certainly lives up to his name One people thought he would regret in the future but NO

  • Ok if he says 2:00 Why is his name changed then IDK how many times he said the F word..... Someone count 4 me pls........

  • Rm:Son of a stitch Me: exactly, son of a stitch rm you snatched my wig

  • This is rap y'all

  • *oxygen has left the chat

  • 2:04 wtf Namjoon😆

  • sOn Of a StiCh BiTcH!!! StiCh mY AsS bOy

  • "You watch porn you finish in 3 seconds" HOT DAMN

  • omgggggggg

  • Rm:*kills armys with fire lyrics* Also rm: *gets shy after blowing armys a kiss* 😂😂😂 ahh i love him

  • i know why feminists are mad now

  • Who was pausing at 0.0 second to read two fucking sentences,but gave up because he is that fast. I'm proud of ya BTS *Go on Google and read the lyrics without the song*

  • This shit faster than my data Read more

  • Unpopular opinion: I love BTS, but I love him solo better! 💗

  • I have been blessed

  • Omg😱😱it was damn good RM....whoooooo....love you rm....your rapping style yeahh you nailed it...👍👍👍👊

  • Fire

  • Rap Monster - one of my reasons why I want to be a rapper someday like him. A girl can be a rapper right? Cause my rap style is a bit boyish lmao

  • No wonder he wasn’t called “Dance Monster” but Rap Monster

  • This song slaps hard asf

  • Namjoon: six bullets in my tongue Me: BULLETPROOF BOY! Namjoon: six snakes in my lung me: *HOSEOK RUN!!!!*

  • The song coming after this is love by rm... Which is iconic no lie

  • you aren’t a rapper until you can say “my tongue is like water” in 0.0000001 seconds

  • Rm ❤❤😘😘😘

  • Faster than my athlete P.E. teacher.. How tho

  • GOD BLESS RM MAN

  • This song makes no sense but not going to show shade I still love him

    • That is why the title is Joke.

  • Rm got me speechless

  • SO RM IS A STITCH SON OF A STITCH

  • WTF "JUST PLAY WITH YOUR DICK OR SOMETHING TRY EATING ITS DELICIOUS" ARE U KIDDING ME?

  • *2019?*

  • "Short instead of answering, if you watch porn you finish in 3 seconds" "Just play with your dick or something, try eating, its delicious" bItCh-

  • I think we found a creature that can live without breathing

  • So... I accidently told my non-ARMY friend BTS dosn't cus....

  • I wonder if RM watch this video too 😂😂😂😂

  • 방탄 싫어하는데 이건 인정

  • 남준아 살렺ㅝ

  • 2:10 excuse me sir but I don't approve why am I so shocked.....

  • After all the subtitle reading training. Still not fast enough

  • 와 김남준...미쳤따..😍😍😍

  • 2:04 PAHAAAJAHAH IF YOU WATCH PORN YOU FINISH IN 3 SECONDS XDDDD RAPMON I LOVE YOU

  • RM: *starts rapping* Me: okay lets see whats he saying Me: *starts reading the lyrics* w- wa- w- Wai- wai- WAIT- I DIDN'T FINISH READING-

  • "Hit me"

  • Who is this rapper?? I think his song is awful....

  • 2:03 WTF if you watch porn you finish in 3 seconds 😕

  • My Idol, RM!

  • 2000번째 댓글!

  • The armys who don't like this song are eggies 10-17 year old kids in fandom . Just leave them and don't make it a bigdeal 😂😂😂😂😂

  • "If you watch porn you finish in 3 seconds" "Go play with your dick" "Pull out and tell your lover you have gonorrhea" Savage AF😂😂😂

  • I swear everytime I listen to this song it scares the hell out of me but like it also makes me feel like I can kick ass😂

  • Our baby RM has grew up so much 😭

  • sinceramente,este es mi coreano favorito..

  • "We don't sweat in English"

  • "Short instead of answering, if you watch porn, you finish it in 3 seconds" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . .. . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . Im wheezing

  • DAM MY HUSBAND SPITTING FIRE!!!!!

  • Me: Pauses the video every time the lyrics change so I can actually have time to read them

  • fuckin shit he pOPPED off

  • Now I'm scared.. but low key find that hot..

  • he is spitting these bars faster than i can read them lol

  • I love the picture you used Namjoon looks badass

  • Bibidi babidi bubidi babidi

  • 2:04 the second sentence has me WHEEZING

  • *"Pull out and tell your lover you have gonnorhea"* .

  • 가사가....큼...

  • One time i tried his Do You and Joke then I realised I already spitting my saliva Ew FOCC Next day I tried his rap parts in Cypher which I succeed. Lmao

  • i heard my friend listening to this. came here and found … 2:04 ?

  • 노래짱이에여^^

  • Are you okay sir...

  • sis snapped

  • *Where to fucking start with this song...idk* 😭🤦‍♀️🤣🤣 *RM is daebak* 'Pull out and tell your lover you have gonorrhea' * *I fucking lost it* 🤣🤣🤣🤣💗💜💜💜💜💜

  • رابه يقطع الانفاس!

  • 2019? Also i laugh when he says nimini namimi

  • thats a bad word RM

  • Rap Monster: I won't change my name ever ever *Rap Monster changes name to RM*

  • *sees **2:04* *Alexandra James has left the chat*

  • 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥RAP MONSTER🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • TOO ALL THE HATERS ALL THERE Wooohhhh go get them RM RM: haters get out Me : wow amazing

  • I really love how he kept the cadence of the original RTJ beat that he samples here

  • *wow..* 와.우

  • RM..... U ARE A FREAKIN SAVAGE!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD

  • 내 고막을 울리는 리듬 베이스 앤 드럼 날 움직이는 기름 여기 존재하는 모든 행복과 너의 새해복까지 모두 imma fyckin get em 나는 엘라스틴 너희들은 비듬 랩 병신들 너희 수준 비등비등 페임 걸스 머니 댓마 허니 투더 100 to the 100 누가 나를 막니 imma fuckin beat em 거머리 같은 haters 나를 죽여 나를 묶어 나를 숙연하게 만들어 im so super i juss grew up 그지같은 mother머더fucker motherfucker 싹 다 섞어 손발을 꺾어 시켜 서커스 시켜 턱걸이 전부 fuck up 한입으로 두말 여자들은 널 보고 불러 언니 너무나도 쉽게 까는 철판들 지들 곡에선 지들이 뭐 이건희 예 여잔 파리보다 더 꼬여 아서 니 현실 싹 다 보여 홍대 예능쇼에 몇 안되는 힙수니들이 느이 그 고정 난 이곳의 문을 열고 닫아, 마치 개폐인 너희들이 맨날 느낀다는 랩 페인 난 순식간에 비트를 제패 널 보면 비틀들이 말을 하네 쟤 패 배알이 좀 꼴리실 거에여 제 pay 스웨덴, 독일 브라질 to 제팬 니 더러운 혀보다 강해여 제 팬 이제야 까보네여 오광보다 더한 제 패 갓 식스 불렛츠 인 마 토우 식스 스네이스 인 마 로우 식스 샷츠 갓 미 필른 투팍 그래 이건 에이셉의 가사여 금실 좋은 부부처럼 별거 없지 넌 천상 여자처럼 설 거 없지 나는 탁탁 먼지털이 박박 쓸어버려 물 같은 내 혀, 서 설거지 이건 의미없는 말놀이 you know i got a mufuckin beat 유 노우 갓 어 마퍼킨 비트 i got a mufuckin rhyme 갓 어 마퍼킨 라임 i got a mufuckin flow 갓 어 마퍼킨 플로우 i got a mufuckin style 갓 어 마퍼킨 스타일 i got a mufuckin wine 갓 어 마퍼킨 와인 i got a mufuckin shine 갓 어 마퍼킨 샤인 대체 몇 마디니 나의 mufuckin line Bitch im the one 비치 암 더 원 im so mufuckin prime 암 소 마퍼킨 프라임 너넨 졸라게 촌스러 촌장님 혹 또는 족발을 좋아하는 꼰대님 스탈 Bitch im your man. 비치 암 유어 맨 10 outta 10 틴 아우레 틴 심장은 꺼매 한여름의 썬탠 작전을 개시하지 그래 내 이름의 브랜드 혼자 다 해먹네 내 이름의 밴드 여긴 내가 차린 놀이동산 pull the 레버 뿌리부터 차이나지 너와 나의 레벨 본 이름은 greatest 또 나의 성은 ever 절대 개명 신청 안해 나는 never ever ever 그램마 넌 갑보단 깝, 탑보단 밥, 답보단 짭 야동 보면 넌 3초면 싸 나는 탑 오더 탑, 갑 오더 갑, 답 오더 답 선배 후배들도 다 돌아가 그냥 좆이나 까잡숴 먹어봐 맛있어 그래 넌 나의 적 그러니까 적 까! 낮이던 밤이던 존나게 부지런 세글자 랩밖에 못한 쉐꺄 넌 비비디 바비디 부비디 바비디 니미니 나미니 지기미 차카미 니꺼는 나가리 쳐먹어 노가리 이름이 미미니 shawty? 노답 내 랩 완전히 꼭지가 돈 랩 니 랩은 한마디만 할게 don't 랩 내 껀 좀 큰 물에서 좀 논 랩 니 껀 원래 랩이 아니란다 non-rap 그래 넌 최고의 여자, 갑질 So 존나게 잘해 갑질 아 근데 생각해보니 갑이었던 적 없네 갑 떼고 임이라 부를게. 임질 I pop it rock it knock it never stop it 아이 팝 잇 랔 잇 낰 잇 네버 스탑 잇 talkin some trashes 토킨 섬 트래쉬스 난 백수라서 없어, 자비 넌 real 백수. 없어 차비 You know i aint about the thousands 유 노 아 애인 어바웃 더 싸우즌스 ㆍ let me ride it yo drop it swap it 렛 미 라읻 잇 요 드랍 잇 스왚 잇 rock it mock it stalk it lock it 뢐 잇 맠 잇 스탘 잇 랔 잇 in my pocket theres full of monsters 인 마 포켓 더얼스 풀 오브 몬스터스 Yeah i gettin on em bitch 예 아 겟인 온 엠 빗치 gettin on em rich 겟인 온엠 리치 해변의 아들 너는 son of a beach 난 원석처럼 빛나 마치 son of a 비취 나는 괴물 so son of a 스티치 Yeah man i told you that im a monster 예 맨 아 톨드 유 댓 암 어 몬스터 That why i be rappin non stop 댓 와이 비 래핀 논 스톱 I do want your hands at the concert 아이 두 원츄어 핸스 앳 더 콘서트 Want your fuckin damn erry hands at the concert 원ㅌ어 퍼킨 댐 에리 핸스 앳 더 콘서트 Hit me 힛 미