Every Wedding Speech Ever

Publicado em 10 Jul 2018
I've never been funny before, but I'm gonna go ahead and try it right now, on the most important day of your life!
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Katie Marovitch
Ally Beardsley
Brennan Lee Mulligan
Mother - Katy Dore
Father - Steve Brown
Guest - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Wedding Guest 1 - Adam Henry
Wedding Guest 2 - James Tolbert
Wedding Guest 3 - Erika Wilhelm
Director - Michael Schaubach
Writer - Katie Marovitch
Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
Editor - Yaniv Elani


  • Chill out MOM Damn it why do you have to do this every time!

  • Hey guys, Smosh didn’t patent the idea of making a video titled “Every ______ Ever”.

  • @collegehumor the title is Honest every speech weddng

  • They copped smosh

  • Smollege Humor

  • Have you been watching Smosh lately?

  • Have you been watching Smosh lately?

  • Smosh rip-off

  • Katie is so fucking funny in this sketch

  • I hate weddings, it is so boring and awkward and uncomfortable and so much more in negative way, it makes me never marry, well not with hundred persons in your party.

  • Actually funnier than Smosh’s Every blank ever

  • Lol the last wedding I went to it was just a roast

  • Uhm... ripping off smosh now?

  • Ugh, that chick needs to ditch that shade of lipstick. She looks like Kristy the clown.

  • Feminism is killing marriage, I wonder what relations will look like into the future.

  • Copying buzzfeed here

  • By smoshn't

  • Stole this from smosh

  • Stole the name from smosh

  • I'm suddenly very concerned about my brother's upcoming wedding.

  • Here Katie have all my personal info

  • wow there are way less "Is this Smosh" comments than I thought

  • I’m gonna elope

  • weddings are overrated anyways I don't really want one. I just don't see the appeal or the fun. I know of some people who married and say that their wedding day was the most tiring day of their life too.

  • Thought this was one of Smosh’s videos lol

  • You copied every blank ever from smosh

  • Dry AF. Love it.

  • I really thought this was a Smosh video

  • Good try...


  • who's that very cute girl in yellow. btw, i dont mind having that kind speech in my wedding ahaha

  • SLURP Ok heres a mostly unheard of wedding speech, so Katie here is really not a creamy vanilla topping in makeup.. but god if she were one! SLURP guess i am gonna hv Vanilla all over my dreams tonight.

  • This is why I had no speeches at my wedding. A reading before the vows and then everyone got to eat.

  • *continues for 10 more minutes*

  • Nice job copying smosh

  • I will do this for ten minutes..... Waaahwashgaww

  • What is this Smosh?

  • Why are the comments in youtube much more positive than on their social media

  • Butherface

  • I thought this was smosh.... 😅😅

  • Ahhh, see you ruined it at the end.

  • No play fortnite instead

  • Seriously, I haven't been to a friend's wedding I honestly enjoyed. Awkward conversations with 'relatives' I don't know or care about, food that is way too generic to appeal to anyone, music also so compromised nobody actually likes it, and by the end either have to awkwardly look after a friend who drank too much, or get drawn into a fight between two relatives/friends you didn't want to alienate... Oh, and you still had to spend a lot of money you really wanted to save, and set aside two days when you'd rather just have called in sick to the world...

  • the thumnail look like Logan Paul

  • I don’t even pay attention to speeches at weddings lol

  • Every gamer speech

  • When you realize the copied a smooth video series

  • Smoosh is quaking 😂 😂 😂

  • *cringe*

  • God collegehumor is getting extremely old

  • She tonight but it’s clearly day

  • how often do you think people actually send their social security number, credit card information, and mothers maiden name to katie?

  • Playing in a band for a wedding tomorrow, ready to fact check this video

  • Hi i'm not sure what to say in your wedding...so i write you a poem Everyday i imagine a future where i can be with you...

  • I thought this was smosh for a second

  • I hope I don't have to do a speech at my brother's wedding. I think marriage is bullshit.

  • reminds me if smosh

  • This hurts me because it's true and "mother starts crying" is on my "wedding cliche bingo/drinking game" I have formulated from years of filming/photographing weddings. And oh gooood the final bit about misogyny is the truest thing ever. Wedding speeches are rife with sexist BS. And jokes taken from the first page of Google. The amount of times I've heard "Marriage has 3 rings. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering" *cue laughter*

  • My god, what an ugly woman

  • Dikes

  • Forgot the friend with anxiety

  • Tfw you start something then another creator takes it and when you bring it back and dumb fans say you're a content stealer

  • I insinuated that the groom is a serial killer in the first draft of a wedding speech. I thought it was hilarious but everyone urged me not to read that speech so I had to write another one. Life regrets.


  • The mother in law though...

  • Take care of my girl - Not misogynistic, in a relationship you take care of each other. You pick each other up when you fall, physically or emotionally. Make sure she stays out of trouble - Not Misogynistic because a mother could easily say that to a daughter in law about her son too. It's about hoping the one spending as much time with the people you treasure the most will guide them the way you would. You're the new man in her life - Not misogynistic, he IS the new man in her life... just as she is the new woman. Again, that's what being in a relationship means. They made a point to include it so an equal point to criticize it is warranted. If you get triggered by those kinds of comments, you need to get over yourself.

  • Reminds me of twilight

  • I've honestly never been to a wedding.

  • Turning into smosh

  • The name of this video makes it seem like there copying smosh

  • I have never related more. I was one of the vaguely related kids at my uncle's wedding and had a front row seat to ALL of this. (Luckily my dad, who was indeed the best man, wasn't this much of a dick.)

  • I don’t think I would hire a lesbian as a DJ on a wedding

  • Okay so yo wanna give smash credit or what

  • Amish copier

  • Soooo smosh?

  • When you’re out of ideas so you have to copy Smosh

  • new guy is killing it

  • Is this smosh?

  • Seenms like a smosh video


  • W8 if weddings are related to God what about the aethist.

  • My father told a story about a time when I was a kid, and I farted so bad in a hotel room that the smoke detector went off. He handed my newly-wedded wife a bottle of Bean-O, and advised that she force me to take some before we left the reception. Our reception was in a very old barn-turned-museum, at the foothills of a butte in the desert, and we all drank bombers of my home-brewed chocolate oatmeal stout. My wedding was better than yours, is what I'm saying.

  • Smosh is *shook*

  • another misogynistic statement got me hard

  • Although I agree with the cliche-ness of these speeches, I would have loved to have had one of those speeches at my wedding (at least one of the girls' speeches)... Our friends and relatives are more introverted than most (or were quieter people at that time). We didn't want to choose our wedding party based on who could make the best speech, so we opened the floor to all friends and relatives that wanted to give a toast (we told them months in advance so they wouldn't be on the spot). But nobody else stepped forward. So the speeches at our wedding were very nice, but extremely short and understated. It was nice for our guests because they ate dinner much sooner than scheduled and the food was extremely fresh- we had a buffet and some food wasn't even ready yet when Geoff and I got our food and it kept coming out as the guests ate. Several happy guests took multiple trips to the buffet to see which new item was added. The hard part was that over the next few years, we attended lots of weddings and I had to keep reminding myself that the long, emotional speeches that were given at the other weddings didn't mean that couple's friends/relatives cared more about them than our friends/relatives did.

  • So this video basically copying smosh

  • What's up with all these brothers not ever hanging out, that's just sad

  • Copying smosh!!!! No creativity

  • Oh look a smosh video

  • every every blank ever ever

  • Copied smosh

  • In conclusion, a toast to our wives and our girlfriends, may they never meet!

  • Katie is quite attractive. Wait, I just found out she's a girl. Nevermind.

  • I will never understand why you guys have speeches at weddings. We just eat, drink and dance until dawn and that's it. Sometimes we have a magician...

  • HAHAHAHAHA 20 on trending here in the philippines!

  • The video that says Casey and Lauren the most on BR-tv.

  • Weddings are so cringe I live for this.

  • Libtards

  • Ok ......... like I said In the last vid, they're not just hitting buzzfeed now also smosh

  • The wife and I used to help cater weddings and this is extremely accurate. There was a speech one night where the maid of honor talked for 45 minutes and we were all like wtf!